The Top 9 Celebrity Sex Tapes of 2006 That Never Existed

Britney Spears Sex Tape:

After her divorce, Britney Spears was plagued by scandal. One fake tape, one alleged sales attempt, and finally one press release from Britney and Kevin denying a sex tape finally ended this rumor - for now. Instead of a sex tape, we were given several undesired crotch shots and - upskirts. How unfortunate.

Jessica Simpson’s Sex Tape:

Although Jessica once prided herself on high moral standards, she was not able to keep her name away from the dreaded rumor of a sex tape. Although this “alleged” tape was never released, it doesn’t mean people don’t want to see it. So in the mean time, how about some bikini pictures. (the pics may be from earlier this year, but does it matter?). Also, what if Jessica had breast implants? Would they look like this?

The rumor of a twelve minute and forty-seven second recording of Scarlett Johansson and an undisclosed man participating in oral sex acts surfaced in November of 2006, but evidence has yet to substantiate. Although the sex tape may have been fake, at least she dressed as a dominatrix with Dita Von Teese.

Lindsay Lohan’s Sex Tape:

The audio tape was also originally thought to be Lindsay Lohan. However, as mentioned above, this audio tape has never been furnished, thus resulting in two false sex tape rumors. Thankfully Lindsay is the opposite of prim and proper and instead of a sex tape this year, she gave us several - upskirt - pictures.

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape:

This is the most recent sex tape rumor is this particular one. Although there has been no further evidence suggesting this tape exists, would it be a surprise considering she hangs out with Paris Hilton? As a way to prepare for the tape release, if it is released, how about these hot pictures of Kim to tide you over.

In June, Jennifer Lopez’s first husband threatened to release a tell all book about all of the intimate details of their relationship and sex life. However, JLO made sure to stop it. At least she knows how to bend over in a bikini to keep everyone happy.

In a desperate attempt to further her career, Kathy Griffin joked about creating a sex tape with Dame Judi Dench. Although the sex tape wasn’t a rumor or an actuality, she earned a spot on this list because of the comical skit she created which can be viewed here.

Although there wasn’t a rumor of an actual sex tape, Katherine expressed interest in creating a tape to launch her career off because it has worked for so many other celebrities. However, after viewing these pictures, it would most definitely be extremely scary.

Ashlee Simpson supposedly was in a sex tape but it was completely debunked and proved that the tape released was not her. However, at least she went through enough surgery to look extremely fake.