The Top 9 Celebrity Sex Tapes of 2006 That Never Existed

December 27, 2006

Posted in: Ashlee Simpson,Britney Spears,Jennifer Lopez,Jessica Simpson,Katherine Heigl,Kim Kardashian,Lindsay Lohan,Scarlett Johansson,sex tape

Britney Spears Sex Tape:

Britney Spears

After her divorce, Britney Spears was plagued by scandal. One fake tape, one alleged sales attempt, and finally one press release from Britney and Kevin denying a sex tape finally ended this rumor – for now. Instead of a sex tape, we were given several undesired crotch shots andupskirts. How unfortunate.

Jessica Simpson’s Sex Tape:

Jessica Simpson

Although Jessica once prided herself on high moral standards, she was not able to keep her name away from the dreaded rumor of a sex tape. Although this “alleged” tape was never released, it doesn’t mean people don’t want to see it. So in the mean time, how about some bikini pictures. (the pics may be from earlier this year, but does it matter?). Also, what if Jessica had breast implants? Would they look like this?

Scarlett Johansson’s Sex Tape:

Scarlett Johansson

The rumor of a twelve minute and forty-seven second recording of Scarlett Johansson and an undisclosed man participating in oral sex acts surfaced in November of 2006, but evidence has yet to substantiate. Although the sex tape may have been fake, at least she dressed as a dominatrix with Dita Von Teese.

Lindsay Lohan’s Sex Tape:

lindsay lohan

The audio tape was also originally thought to be Lindsay Lohan. However, as mentioned above, this audio tape has never been furnished, thus resulting in two false sex tape rumors. Thankfully Lindsay is the opposite of prim and proper and instead of a sex tape this year, she gave us severalupskirtpictures.

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape:

kim kardashian

This is the most recent sex tape rumor is this particular one. Although there has been no further evidence suggesting this tape exists, would it be a surprise considering she hangs out with Paris Hilton? As a way to prepare for the tape release, if it is released, how about these hot pictures of Kim to tide you over.

Jennifer Lopez Sex Tape:

jennifer lopez

In June, Jennifer Lopez’s first husband threatened to release a tell all book about all of the intimate details of their relationship and sex life. However, JLO made sure to stop it. At least she knows how to bend over in a bikini to keep everyone happy.

Kathy Griffin’s Sex Tape:

In a desperate attempt to further her career, Kathy Griffin joked about creating a sex tape with Dame Judi Dench. Although the sex tape wasn’t a rumor or an actuality, she earned a spot on this list because of the comical skit she created which can be viewed here.

Katherine Heigl’s Sex Tape:

katherine heigl

Although there wasn’t a rumor of an actual sex tape, Katherine expressed interest in creating a tape to launch her career off because it has worked for so many other celebrities. However, after viewing these pictures, it would most definitely be extremely scary.

Ashlee Simpson’s Sex Tape:

ashlee simpson

Ashlee Simpson supposedly was in a sex tape but it was completely debunked and proved that the tape released was not her. However, at least she went through enough surgery to look extremely fake.

{ 10 comments }

Johnny December 28, 2006 at 11:17 pm

I would love to see Jessica Simpson in a tape

audrey December 30, 2006 at 2:37 pm

Other than hang out with Paris, and apparently one date with Nick Lachey (which launched long term relationship rumors) what does Kim K do? And I am gonna make a real wild guess here, and go with the idea that because Paris’s sex tape really didn’t affect her ‘popularity’ that it is now cool to have a rumored sex tape to launch your sagging career. And just because it hasn’t hit the internet…you just know there is a KFed/Britney tape. C’mon, we are talking about a couple who taped their entire courtship and made it into a reality tv show.

gopal December 30, 2006 at 2:39 pm

where is #9?

Derek Hail December 31, 2006 at 2:47 am

#9 is Kathy Griffin, but I left her picture out because of how ugly she is

big man January 4, 2007 at 12:11 pm

how do i get the videos?

Derek Hail January 4, 2007 at 12:35 pm

they are the sex tapes that “dont” exist. So obviously you cant get the videos.

far June 4, 2007 at 10:10 pm

“how do i get the videos?”

hahahah….that’s like funny.

Hi5 Codes November 6, 2007 at 4:09 pm

I would LOVE to see Scarlett Johansson’s sextape if it existed… I can only dream.

coded December 19, 2007 at 8:06 pm

actually, the kim sex tape does exist

why wasn’t Vanessa Hudgens included in this list.

omar February 28, 2008 at 12:21 pm

i like to c the sexy tape for the celebs, but i cant find it

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