Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Tara Conner Keeps Her Crown

Tara Conner in a Bikini

Tara Conner, Miss USA, has been allowed to keep her crown regardless of her drinking, lesbian tendencies, and sneaking around with random men. According to MSNBC, Donald Trump said,

“She left a small town in Kentucky and she was telling me that she got caught up in the whirlwind of New York,” Trump said at a news conference. “It’s a story that has happened many times before to many women and many men who came to the Big Apple. They wanted their slice of the Big Apple and they found out it wasn’t so easy.”

Tara Conner should be allowed to keep her title. Nobody is perfect. The only real question is whether or not feminists would have had an uproar if she was dethroned for living a perfectly normal life of a 21 year old girl. Okay, so cocaine may not be that normal, but I’m not complaining about her spending long nights with Miss Teen Usa… That would be awesome.

P.S. I omitted all of the thanking Tara Conner did to Trump for a second chance because I think its an act.