Britney Spears Lacks Curves

December 15, 2006

Britney Spears ass

Britney Spears is not a sex symbol. Regardless of how many crotch shots, nipple slips, or underwear flashing she does, she is still out of her prime. Her bare ass wouldn’t even be the slightest bit arousing unless it was run through a couple of photoshop professionals. If this was a typical mid-life crisis for a 40 year old man, the only thing missing, in both cases, is a sex appeal. Unfortunately, while Britney desperately tries to rebirth her career, her children have been completely out of sight. Does anybody know if they have been fed recently?

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drdisaia December 15, 2006 at 9:28 pm

That’s what childbirth and a large weight gain do to a petite woman’s form. She’s got a long way to work herself back to shape and will not be what she once was appearance-wise. Maybe close if she’s lucky, but not the same.

Chantelle December 15, 2006 at 10:36 pm

The kids are probably better off with the nannies than with her.

Johnson March 23, 2007 at 1:25 am

She never had shape in the first place.

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