Britney Spears Lacks Curves

Britney Spears is not a sex symbol. Regardless of how many crotch shots, nipple slips, or underwear flashing she does, she is still out of her prime. Her bare ass wouldn’t even be the slightest bit arousing unless it was run through a couple of photoshop professionals. If this was a typical mid-life crisis for a 40 year old man, the only thing missing, in both cases, is a sex appeal. Unfortunately, while Britney desperately tries to rebirth her career, her children have been completely out of sight. Does anybody know if they have been fed recently?