Nicole Richie was Arrested for a DUI

Nicole Richie, early Monday morning, was taken into custody under suspicion of driving while intoxicated after allegedly driving on the Freeway against traffic, reports TMZ. Although she was arrested, the only interesting news about this incident was her booking sheet. According to TMZ,

The booking sheet reveals Richie is 5′1″ and 85 lbs.

So much for professional help. 85 lbs is the definition of failure. However, I am a big man and able to admit when I am wrong. I completely retract my statement that Nicole Richie looks healthier.