Lindsay Lohan Needs Help, Not Alcoholics Anonymous

Lindsay Lohan will fight the media. In an invigorating, self-righteous message, Lindsay attempts to rally her friends and lawyers to unite to fight against the big, bad media with the help of high-powered political figures. According to Page Six, Lindsay wrote,

“Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me,”

“If he is willing to help me, let’s find out. Hilary [sic] Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan Metroplis [sic], and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK.”

I’m sure these political geniuses will take time out of their day to help you fight the tabloids over whether or not you were drunk, high, or just plain stupid. However, the Lindsay Lohan speech was not over…

Lohan says she wants to state her opinions on “how our society should be educated for the better of our country. Our people . . . because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see.”

If she realizes what a large impact she has, why does she act belligerent at formal GQ parties honoring the Man of the Year?

Discussion: Lindsay Lohan’s message aside, ever have a conversation about saving impoverished people across the world? As a follow-up question, were you drunk? I’d bet most people would answer yes to both questions. Leave a comment and let me know.