Britney Spears May be visited by Child Protective Services

Does that look like a face who needs help?

The Los Angeles Department of Child Protective services has its’ sight set on Britney Spears, again. Britney, who has been mingling with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, has been partying regularly instead of staying home with her two children. According to the Chronicle, the New York Post states,

“The department has been calling Britney trying to set up a meeting with her, so they can check on the kids. The calls started after this recent bout of bizarre public behavior.”

This is about as shocking as a death caused by falling into a hungry tiger pit in the zoo. Sure it’s fucked up, but what did you think was going to happen? A parade praising Britney Spears’s for not wearing panties (NSFW) and learning to dance on a stripper pole?