A Jessica Simpson Sex Tape or Scandal

Jessica Simpson has once prided herself on her high moral standards and ability to make men wait for sex, but now that she is divorced, things may have changed. A supposed sex-tape starring both Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson may be leaked on the internet by the same people who brought the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex-tape. According to the Chronicle,

A source told Britain’s Daily Sport newspaper: “Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She’s always been a girl of high morals and principles.”

Would this tape even be remotely interesting? Based on how I view Jessica, I would imagine she just lays there, completely inanimate. She may throw the word “slower” every so often, which would eventually result in the world’st most boring sex-tape - complete with absolutely no action.

Unfortunately, I am inclined to think this sex-tape rumor is completely false. Just like the Scarlett Johansson sex-tape rumor.

Without further ado, here are some older pictures of Jessica Simpson. Am I the only one who wants to see her naked?