A Jessica Simpson Sex Tape or Scandal

November 27, 2006

Jessica Simpson may have an alleged sex tape

Jessica Simpson has once prided herself on her high moral standards and ability to make men wait for sex, but now that she is divorced, things may have changed. A supposed sex-tape starring both Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson may be leaked on the internet by the same people who brought the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex-tape. According to the Chronicle,

A source told Britain’s Daily Sport newspaper: “Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She’s always been a girl of high morals and principles.”

Would this tape even be remotely interesting? Based on how I view Jessica, I would imagine she just lays there, completely inanimate. She may throw the word “slower” every so often, which would eventually result in the world’st most boring sex-tape – complete with absolutely no action.

Unfortunately, I am inclined to think this sex-tape rumor is completely false. Just like the Scarlett Johansson sex-tape rumor.

Without further ado, here are some older pictures of Jessica Simpson. Am I the only one who wants to see her naked?

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{ 6 comments }

lindsay November 28, 2006 at 2:28 pm

No, you’re not the only one. I’m sure Papa Joe wants to see her naked too. Ew, I grossed myself out.

Derek Hail November 28, 2006 at 2:37 pm

Haha, that is disgusting.

Darkest November 28, 2006 at 8:50 pm

I really cant see Nick getting Jess’ to do a sex tape at all. If there was a Sex tape made, Nick is most likely in it banging her little Sis Ashlee or her MOM Tina. They both look like they know how to have fun, while jess seems to stupit and boring in real life to even think about sex. The only kind of sex tape Jess should be in is bondage. You would have to gag her to keep her from speaking, if only to keep her voice from making you want to slap her around to much. The again a Snuff flix staring Jess would help her record sales.

tony December 13, 2006 at 12:29 pm

who knows where i can see the pam anderson sex tape for free????????

Derek Hail December 13, 2006 at 2:02 pm

myfreepaysite.com

lasvegasberly February 24, 2008 at 11:53 pm

Well if Jess was as bad, as people in these kind’s of blogs, want to believe, the sex tapes would not only exsist, they would be impossible to hide!

Look at Nick and his little “I WANT MY PRIVACY” Romp in the hot tub with “NESSI!” For someone who claimes not to want that attention, they let it all hang out, and don’t think they didn’t know that someone was watching them in that nasty-jerm-infested water! THEY DID!

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