Madonna Wants More Kids

Madonna, who just recently adopted a Malawi boy, has decided she wants another child - a Malawi girl. The first orphan just felt so right that she needed another one. Immediately. According to the Daily Mail,

The pop queen has revealed she plans to adopt a second youngster from impoverished Malawi - this time a baby girl, to “redress the balance” in her family.

She is already mother to Lourdes, ten, and Rocco, six.

Asked in an interview if she wanted another child the 48-year-old answered: “Yes, absolutely. I’m going to adopt another Malawian child very quickly. A baby girl this time, in order to redress the balance”.

The first uprising of local children rights groups wasn’t enough. She wants complete unrest in the streets fields dirt of Malawi. Although it is great she will help another life, after her explaining her reasoning, it just seemed selfish. What the hell does “redress the balance” mean? It sounds something a 5 year old girl would say after she fucked up Barbie’s right side of her hair.

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