Kristin Cavallari is Painfully Cute

Kristin Cavallari is painfully cute - the type of girl you show off to your grandparents. Your grandparents just wouldn’t approve of someone like Kim Kardashian or Stacy Keibler because they are just “too” sexy. Kristin on the other hand, they’ll love. She’ll tell them about all the pretty things in the world including rainbows and bunnies and chipmunks. She will comment on the size of the vegetables in the garden, the lovely smell of moth balls, and the desire to hear more stories that begin with “I remember when [blank] was 15 cents.” It will make them smile, you sick. Fortunately, my grand parents have passed away, so I am forced to settle for women like Kim and Stacy. Oh well.

**Update** I received a few emails suggesting Kristin has a “dark side.” Even if she does, I’m commenting on how she looks.