Kevin Federline is Desperate, Still Underrated

Wednesday night, Kevin Federline performed at the House of Blues in Chicago. As expected, minimal people showed up to an event that was free of charge. With his pending divorce, battle for custody, and failing record on his mind, he still managed to keep himself thinking he was a legend. According to People, Kevin said to the crowd,

“Hey, I see a lot of fine ladies in here,” said the rapper. “You know I’m a free man, right, ladies? You wanna dance with a pimp?”

I was unaware of the English language’s impulsive switch. The last I checked, a pimp usually has money. I think he meant to say Poser.

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