Mother Madge’s Mother Escapade

Madonna, who recently adopted a Malawi boy, David Banda, recently admitted she has no desire to be a mother or a wife. According to the Daily Mail,

“I have to be mom and and wife and there are times when I should have, you know, hung out with my kids, and I just said, “No, I need a massage. I’m gonna do that instead. You know? And I’m gonna be selfish.”

Asked if the children complained, Madonna said: “Yeh. Definitely. Especially my oldest daughter.”

Miss Vieira asked: “What does she say?” Madonna: “You know it was just, ‘Ah! I can’t wait till this is over with and we can have you back’.

Madonna should adopt more children. They will be fed by hired help, have clothing, have expensive cars, but bitch she ain’t helping you with your math homework. She needs a massage.