Kevin Federline is a Failure

Kevin Federline, a self proclaimed legend, an underrated performer in his own eyes, is a failure. His debut album, his number one work of interest, couldn’t even break the top 1,000 music albums sold within the first day on Amazon. I’m pretty sure a 60 minute music display of chalk board scratching would sell more albums. However, Amanda Richards, an avid Amazon Reviewer, left her personal take on Kevin Federline’s album and it is much more detailed than I ever could be – I refuse to listen to any of the songs that I already haven’t been forced to hear.

This former back-up dancer
Now known as Mr. Spears
Has brought us the worst album
To be released in years

Though he thinks he’s Eminem
He’s more Vanilla Ice
And after you’ve heard this one once
You wouldn’t hear it twice

Just listen to the lyrics
And see if you agree
These are the worst songs ever “sung”
In all of history

The first single is “Lose Control”
A track that should be tossed
I would suggest this album
Be avoided at all cost

Maybe next year on April 1
(You’ll get two for a buck)
Buy `em for an All Fool’s joke
and watch your pals upchuck [written by Amanda Richards]