Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe SPLIT: Ryan Cheated For Fun

Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon, on October 30th, 2006, had their rep’s confirm their split. Since the announcement, there has been speculation regarding the cause of the separation. Ryan Cheated!, Reese is a Bitch!, and Ryan’s jealousy were all accusations of the split, but 100 percent solid evidence is still unknown. However, according to the Chronicle,

“Ryan did not go out of his way to hide the fact that he was having a fling with his co-star Abbie Cornish. Besides the fact they were spotted making out in a sushi restaurant together, she was spotted many times leaving his loft apartment.”

Good for him. Reese has always come off as a self-serving bitch in most of her statements to the press and I would imagine living, having a family with such a person, is nearly impossible, or to a greater extreme, warrants a disappearing act. Not just a regular disappearance, but a highly elaborate and thought out plan. Ryan will go to California and his plane will mysteriously crash. However, he’d be safely gliding out of the airplane with his magical wings, because people in Hollywood have those, and exile himself to Alaska.