Kevin Federline: A Legendary Failure

Kevin Federline, after his recent claim of legendary status, suffers from “I can’t sell Tickets syndrome.” Mike Tyson, who once said, “I Could sell out Madison Square Garden while masturbating,” may be able to sell more seats than an introductory, debut concert performed by Kevin. According to Star Magazine,

Kevin’s Nov. 9 gig at House of Blues in Cleveland has been cancelled, even though tickets were priced at an affordable $20-$22. The House of Blues Web site posted the following message: “SHOW HAS BEEN CANCELLED. THERE IS NO RESCHEDULED DATE. REFUNDS ARE AVAILABLE AT POINT OF PURCHASE.”

Plus, Kevin’s Nov. 10 gig at the House of Blues in Atlantic City has been cancelled, as well, per the House of Blues Web site. And tickets for that gig were only $15-$17!

If your concert isn’t worth 15 dollars a ticket, or you know, the same price of a 30 pack of beer, it is time to either become retired or become an alcoholic. When people would rather save their 15 bucks for a good night with some alcohol than see your concert, you do qualify as a legend. The legend of Kevin Federline, the rapper, the husband, the man who couldn’t sell out the front-row. It will go down in history.