Kevin Federline Finds His Manliness through Female Hygeine Products

October 26, 2006

Kevin Federline Smoking

Kevin Federline is a legend. Some call it a gift, others call it completely delusional, but regardless as to whether or not I think he is a legend, Kevin supposedly came to this realization after taking a personality test. Not only did he discover his legendary status, but he also realized how manly he was after buying female hygeine products for his wife. According to MSNBC,

The aspiring rapper recently told Entertainment Weekly that he’s the “most talked-about [person] of anyone over the last couple of years.”

“I used to be embarrassed to go to the store and buy tampons, but that’s all past tense,” Federline told EW. “Once you make it through that, then you’re good.”

Some people feel alive after a great work-out or winning the lottery, but Kevin on the other hand just needs a little bit of Vagisil, Tampons, and Secret in his handcart to be happy. Call it strange, but he’s just deranged.

{ 5 comments }

Sara October 26, 2006 at 10:03 am

he USED to be embarrassed? yeah right, i still see him as a walking embarrassment.

Marie-Jo October 26, 2006 at 10:59 am

Who is he buying tampons for? He knocks em up before they get a chance to bleed!

Derek Hail October 26, 2006 at 12:05 pm

“knocks them up before even get the chance to bleed.”

Lauren October 26, 2006 at 8:50 pm

Hey, come on guys, K-Fed is cool! He has been able to go this far in life by doing absolutely nothing. Now that is gifted!

dee November 4, 2006 at 1:31 am

Kevin,

The most man hated in America according to the media and tabloids. What is the deal kid? Why do they hate you soooo much? I am pondering on the a material fact. I don’t think America hates ya, I just think they don’t understand ya! Overnight you became Mr. bling bling. Did you ever think that some of the people who witness this would be jealous of your instant climb to whatever the media decides to call it from day to day. I don’t think that you actually climb to fame, I think the media did a good job at defaming who and the type of man Brit fell in love with. Your handsome, hot, sexy and your probably a deep person based on what I visually can see externallThat is Shar’s bad for letting you lettting you go to the most popular pop princess in the world. Your only human and I suppose if chemistry worked between two people. Who is the world to give a decision or an answer to that question. Maybe it is time to pull a time cruise on them and sit in the background, check out your family, really REALLY get to know Britney and what she stands for. It seems that in the world in which she worked hard to build on her merit, society is receptable to her as a superstar. I don’t think the people ever thought this women would need companionship in the material fact that she too is human and deserve Love. Step back with your fine ass and that beautiful princess that support your every move. AS she should as a women of GOD. I like the women that you selected as your wife, I think you two have something to prove to the world despite those obstables that the two of you must cross and examine.

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