Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Set a Date

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are finally getting married and set a date for November 18th. After much speculation over the last few months, they have decided to make sure Suri Cruise was no longer a bastard. According to People,

The actor told Good Housekeeping in June that he and Holmes had waited to wed until after Suri was born because they wanted their daughter to be at the ceremony.

Like Suri is going to remember, care about the wedding. The baby will be too busy either crying or spitting up baby formula to watch Katie and Tom exchange triangular rings on a crazy stone claw alter with a picture of L.Ron giving a thumbs up.