Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Need Advice! OK?

Lindsay Lohan is extremely irritated when people try to give her helpful advice about how to run her life. She claims she doesn’t need help because she has her future planned out. According to the Chronicle,

“It’s funny how people feel they know you. The other day this guy I’d never met was like, ‘Make sure you keep your s**t together’.

“I was like, ‘Excuse me? You know nothing about me!’ I was flabbergasted.” Lindsay says she knows exactly what she is doing with her life and already has her future all mapped out.

Her future is all mapped out for sure! Dumb bitch wants to be married and have an Oscar by 30. Those are some high aspiriations. Throw a tramp in the mix of a horde of horny, stupid men, and you’ll have a 30 year old Lindsay Lohan still begging for a boyfriend and a little bit of dick.