Harry Potter Prances Naked With Horses

Daniel Radcliffe, or as he is better known, Harry Potter, will roam naked while playing a man who has a “religious-erotic obsession with horses,” in the production, “Equus,” but he isn’t sure how well he can pull off the role. According to the Chronicle,

“It’s a really challenging play, but if I can pull it off - which we don’t know if I can yet - I hope people will stop and think, ‘Maybe he can do something other than Harry’.”

Great. Emma Watson is allegedly a lush, and Harry wants to play with horses. No, not how normal people would play with horses, but how naked people would play with horses. It is unclear if Harry is going to be “under” the horse or “on” the horse, but regardless of the position, I’m sure we will be hearing some strange noises and they won’t be magic spells.

Some Stills from the next Harry Potter movie: