Madonna’s Adoption Escapade

October 22, 2006

Madonna in Africa

Madonna, who recently adopted David Banda, is still opposed by a Malawi Human Rights group. Although they should be extremely greatful that a multi-millionaire is saving one of their children, according to the Chronicle,

The group will ask the judge to impose an injunction to ensure the pop queen and her husband Guy Ritchie returns to Malawi in order to go through complete adoption checks. The Material Girl star apparently whisked the child back to London before the procedure could be undertaken, and reportedly took advice from a Californian adoption agency in a bid to dodge strict Uk measures. The campaigners claim Banda’s biological father was unaware of the logistics of the situation when he allowed his child to be taken to Britain.

I still don’t understand why this group feels the need to agitate Madonna’s good will. It’s not like she came in with a potato sack and threw the baby in there while the father screamed “NOOO!” Or maybe she did, and I’m misinformed.

{ 3 comments }

drdisaia October 23, 2006 at 9:19 am

Ah, the complexities of adopting a child in a third world country from an illiterate father! What? Is this a movie?

Derek Hail October 23, 2006 at 12:04 pm

I know right… The country should be greatful instead of giving her a headache.

Ma G October 29, 2006 at 1:30 am

Papa Don’t Speak

–Verse–
I know his papa is going to be upset
Cause have kidnapped his little boy;
But he looks good on my arm
So I’m taking this baby.

Activists feel that this is wrong.
I need your help; Daddy play along.
Just tend to your garden and
It will be all right.

Americans keep telling me to give it up.
How does Jolie do it? Boy this sure is rough.
What I need right now
Is to know-oh your price.

–Chorus–
Please,
Papa don’t speak.
I’ve got the system beat.
Papa don’t speak.
You’ll come off as a creep;
And I’ve made up my mind.
I’m keeping ya baby.
Ooh ooh
I’m gonna keep ya baby.
Oh Oh

–Verse–
He’s better off in England with me.
I’m pulling him out of this poverty.
This may break your heart,
But it’s true what I’m saying

This village owes me; and that’s no doubt.
You will all thank me next time there is a drought.
What I need right now
Is to know-oh your price.

–Chorus–
Please,
Papa don’t speak.
I’ve got the system beat.
Papa don’t speak.
You’ll come off as a creep;
And I’ve made up my mind.
I’m keeping ya baby.
Ooh ooh
I’m gonna keep ya baby
Oh oh

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