Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Jordan’s duet or a Dying Animal?

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I can show you the world… Or a complete and utter terrible rendition of “A Whole New World”. Jordan, aka Katie Price, and her husband, Peter Andre try to show off their singing abilities, but there is a excessive lack of talent. If you want to hear better singers, imagine what a squealing cat in heat having sex with a mature Tiger sounds like. Yea, its better than Jordan’s duet. However, being better than her duet isn’t that complicated. I could start singing after I’m twenty beers deep while stabbing myself in my throat and I will still sound better than she does.

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She should just go make the sex video she planned to make.