Hilary Duff is in Grave Danger, needs a carrot

Hilary Duff is being stalked by two men: a 19 year old russian immigrant, Max, who has claimed he traveled from Russia to be with hilary, and a 50 year old paparazzi, David Joseph Klein. The pair of stalkers have showed up in places such as her mother’s house, the local market Hilary frequents, a Good Charlotte concert, and tried to contact Hilary’s manager on several occasions. According to the Chronicle, Max threatend to,

“buy a weapon and kill himself”, to “engage in dramatic actions” to get Duff’s attention and to “remove enemies” who stand in his way because he and the star “belong together”

With every accusation, there is always another side of the story. What if Max and David were horse whisperers and their main goal was to train Hilary into becoming a stallion because as of right now she is really neither a human being or a horse and is a lesser version of both combined, a Hilorse.