Paris Hilton dumps Barker, validates Shanna

Paris Hilton, after alleging she was punched by Shanna Moakler – who has claimed she was shoved down a flight of steps by Stavros Niarchos, has dumped Travis Barker. According to MSNBC,

“Paris realized this was not what she needed in her life right now.”

Paris is all about friendship, rainbows, and fuzzy little animals. She buckled down, much to Shanna Moakler’s extreme delight I’m sure, and decided to call it quits with Travis Barker, which isn’t weird at all because Paris is a loyal, dedicated girlfriend, who doesn’t have a new man every other day of the week.