Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Scarlett Johansson is not Promiscuous

Scarlett Johansson and dita Von Teese

Scarlett Johansson agrees monogamy goes against basic human instinct, but she insists she is very happy with her current boyfriend, Josh Hartnett, who she stars alongside with in “Black Dahlia.” According to the Associated Press,

“Josh is very sweet,” the 21-year-old actress says in an interview in Allure magazine’s November issue, on newsstands Oct 24. “He’s a good boy. A great person. I’m very lucky and I’m very happy. Contrary to popular belief, I’m not promiscuous.”

I want to know what popular belief she is referring to. Who ever said Scarlett was promiscuous? She is about as slutty as the virgin Mary. Just because people want to have sex with you, it doesn’t make you a slut, it makes you somoene they’d like to have sex with. Get it right! Oh and, while you’re trying to shed that promiscuous image you have, try not to straddle another woman while holding a whip on your spare time because people will get the wrong idea.

(p.s I’m assuming the Virgin Mary was a Virgin despite the possible debate she isn’t)