Eva Longoria is a putz

Eva Longoria recently tripped while exiting her home trailer on the set of Desperate Housewives. According to People,

“Eva slipped on one of the stairs coming out of her trailer,” the rep, Liza Anderson, told the Associated Press. “Nothing is broken, but her ribs are very bruised.”

What was the point of reporting she slipped? Does anyone really care? I’m sure falling out of her trailer like an idiot is really dangerous and she probably really messed up her ribs. “Hey Honey, your ribs ok? You want a massage? A cookie? A punch in the face so you have something real to complain about?