Shanna Moakler did punch Paris in the face

Yesterday, it was alleged, Shanna Moakler punched Paris Hilton in the face. There was speculation Paris made it up, but according to the Daily News, it really did happen.

“Paris was just at the nightclub . . . when Shanna approached her and struck her on the jaw while shouting obscenities,” Hilton spokesman Elliot Mintz said. Moakler insisted she never socked Hilton. “I absolutely did not punch Paris Hilton,” she told the syndicated TV show “Extra” in an interview airing tonight.

Shanna Moakler in all her glory is absolutely the number one hero of the internet for the week. Fark, every celebrity gossip website, and all entertainment sites in general all rejoiced in harmony to the thought of Paris getting socked in the face. Although, Paris Hilton fans seemed to lash out at the thought of Shanna Moakler showing her up. This was an email directly sent to me yesterday,

From: XXXXXXXXX

To: Derek Hail

Date: Oct 5, 2006 7:18 PM

Subject: Shanna Moakler is such a slut

Shanna shouldn’t have hit Paris! Stavros definately deserved to knock her ass down the flight of steps. How is it Paris’s fault Shanna couldn’t hold on to her husband? She is just jealous that Paris was able to take her man because she couldn’t keep him. You go girl!

The email is just bleeding intelligence. I should go take a test of some sort because this woman just imparted some knowledge to me. Apparently, she thinks its okay for a man to hit a woman. Could she be the future Tina Turner?