Anna Nicole Smith is heartless and may go to hell

It was just brought to my attention that Anna Nicole Smith actually did not get married but merely had a commitment ceremony with a Baptist Minister. Previously, she “committed to god.” Most people just get married and shut the fuck up! Nicole Kidman’s marriage was in the press for one day. Anna Nicole has managed to fabricate two seperate occasions of commitment and now we’re going to be stuck seeing the real marriage ceremony in the near future. The fact she is milking her son’s death makes me sick. Unless she is magically struck by a meteorite from heaven, I think this bitch is going to hell.

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