Anna Nicole Smith gets married, profits off dead son

According to People Magazine, Anna Nicole Smith married Howard K. Stern. Although she looks as if she was the front runner for a rehabilitation institute, the glorious and holy event occurred around 3pm. Howard, dressed in a snazzy suit and Anna, wearing white (haha) with a bouquet of roses, exchanged vows and temporary, fake rings because the real ones were not ready, which further shows Anna is just in a rush to ride out the publicity train to profit off of her dead son. Can’t collect on oil? Profit from your son in the soil.