Kylie Minogue fought 700 birds and lost

Just because Kylie Minogue is an international superstar, doesn’t mean she can wear whatever the hell she wants. What is that shirt anyway? It looks like she got into a fight with 700 birds and hasn’t showered off the extra feathers yet. I mean, it is just rude to appear in such a public place carrying around dangerous bird feathers. That poor little girl is definately going to catch the Bird Flu for sure.