George Clooney: The Master Man with a Master Plan

George Clooney has a sense of humor when it comes to the fierce celebrity gossip industry. His once master plan to deface Gawker Media was foiled, but that doesn’t mean he gave up hope. His new plan is to target celebrity photographers. According to People, Clooney says,

“Here is my theory on debunking photographs in magazines, you know, the paparazzi photographs,” one of PEOPLE’s Sexiest Men Alive tells Vanity Fair for its November issue. “I want to spend every single night for three months going out with a different famous actress.”

Explaining his plan, he says, “You know, Halle Berry one night, Salma Hayek the next, and then walk on the beach holding hands with Leonardo DiCaprio.”

George Clooney is obviously extremely sneaky. He was part of the secret stealth soldier clan, but he was thrown out. He was carrying a bag of pennies in his pocket while they were planning to sneak up on the paparazzi. Next time, he should just execute his plan, instead of foiling it for himself.