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April 11th, 2005 a then-married Jessica Simpson slept with Bam Margera. Although the news was confirmed on Howard Stern on September 19th, a US online reporter probed Bam for more details.
“Once,†he said, when asked by an Us reporter how many times he and Simpson had been intimate. “It was when her parents were away and Nick was away. It’s not a secret.”
How is Simpson’s camp taking the news? “As a father, I want to go beat the crap out of people who say things like this,†Jessica’s dad/manager, Joe, tells Us. “It really hurts to hear people say things like this about my daughter.â€
Still, some of Margera’s raunchiness may have rubbed off on the 26-year-old single star. During a recent interview in Allure magazine, the former virgin bride wore a rooster pendant and joked, “I don’t have a c–k at the moment, so I wear one around my neck.â€
Wearing threads of white was once permitted for Jessica Simpson, but now she should be wearing a pearl necklace. Not the ones from the sea, but from semen.
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I really hate to hear this. Bam is a waste of space.
Gaahh!!! Why is it that the more coverage there is of Nick and Vanessa, there’s more pics of Jess being drunk in public? She obeyed Pappa Joe, got rid of Nick ’cause Joe wants to be the only man in her life, and the world is NOT her oyster as Pappa Joe promised it would be if only she got rid of Nick.
Jess should be gettin’ rid of Pappa Joe, or she’ll never have lasting success with any man.
Sorry, Jess….you can’t put husbands on a shelf when you tire of them, and then expect them to be there at your convenience……….unlike what Pappa Joe says, the world does NOT revolve around the fu**in* Simpson family.
Jessica and Papa Simpson are the ones that ruined her image and her marriage to Nick. If Jessica wasn’t so far up Papa’s ass and listened to all of his advice (about marriage, career, etc.), I think that Nick and Jess would have been fine and stayed together. It doesn’t help that your dad is telling you to slut it up for your videos either, so the Simpsons are more to blame than Nick ever will be.
What could we possibly expect from someone who is too stupid to know that “Chicken of the Sea” is tuna?
I think she did Nick a favor, gettin’ outta his life.
The idiot… (her, not him).
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