Britney’s demise made room for long-time veterans

Madonna topped Britney Spears’s world record for highest paid female singer. Britney, who has held the record since 2001, was uprooted and thrown aside because her paltry 38 million could not withstand Madonna’s 50 million dollar onslaught. In another huge upset, Britney Spears was also replaced by Janet Jackson as the most searched for female on the internet.

Madonna has made all this money and she managed to still get a shitty haircut. I’d ask for a refund. Also, although Janet may be the #1 searched for, I still dont want to see her naked. [source]