Anna Nicole Smith isn’t allowed to commit to God

I wished for Anna Nicole Smith to be completely vacant from today’s news, but she managed to disappoint me completely. Reports are now confirming that she actually did not marry Howard K. Stern. She merely exchanged vows. According to People, they

“Made a commitment before God to be there for one another, to be each other’s strength during this difficult time.

“Although the ceremony was officiated, it was not a wedding and no marriage certificate was issued.”

I don’t even know what the hell “commitment before god” means. Altough I don’t claim to be a religious expert and historian, I’m pretty sure people who use to be a Playboy model are not allowed to commit to God. Unless ofcourse their god is shiny, hard, and rhymes with stripper pole. [tags]Howard K. Stern, Anna Nicole Smith, Daniel Smith[/tags]