Paris Hilton is sluttier than I thought

September 28, 2006

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Paris Hilton, who I have always thought was a huge slut, has just left me in shock. Instead of targeting old men like her co-star in her sex tape, she is now molesting little children. She obviously can’t pull in the “I like good music” demographic, so she is targeting the little boys because after her new video, “Nothing in this World,” every twelve year old is going to think they have a shot. Sure I realize it is a “Girl Next Door” parody, but honestly, Elisha at least went for someone of age.

{ 8 comments }

Baxxter September 28, 2006 at 1:11 pm

Wow, you guy’s will just say anything to knock this girl down. Just leave her alone. She’s not that bad.

Derek Hail September 28, 2006 at 2:16 pm

Just watch the video, I dont even have to knock her down. The video does it for her.

Baxxter September 28, 2006 at 3:42 pm

I did and it’s a good video!

Derek Hail September 28, 2006 at 5:08 pm

The beat isn’t that bad, but its Paris Hilton… come on.

meanperson September 29, 2006 at 12:46 am

pathetic and completely obvious lashing out against anything she does based on jealousy or just sheer cruelty, there is nothing in this video that is unacceptable, the boy is of age, not old enough to date hilton, i’ll give you that, but they arent dating, shes sending a message, just becuase shes gorgeous doesnt mean that she is cold, or stupid

Derek Hail September 29, 2006 at 10:32 am

or the other message…. she’ll grind on 12 year old boys.

The Vers September 29, 2006 at 1:49 pm

The video seems like an extended cheesy trailer for a really bad teen movie . . . but with hookers.

Vajura December 6, 2007 at 4:11 pm

Oh come on Elisha GET OF OF THIS SKANK PARIS, paris is just a ugly bitch for me …

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