Paris Hilton is sluttier than I thought

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Paris Hilton, who I have always thought was a huge slut, has just left me in shock. Instead of targeting old men like her co-star in her sex tape, she is now molesting little children. She obviously can’t pull in the “I like good music” demographic, so she is targeting the little boys because after her new video, “Nothing in this World,” every twelve year old is going to think they have a shot. Sure I realize it is a “Girl Next Door” parody, but honestly, Elisha at least went for someone of age.