News is Slow

Victoria Beckham‘s breasts are about to pop. If only I had a pin… (Hollywood Tuna)
Owen Wilson serenades Kate Hudson. (City Rag)
Just when I thought the pictures were enough, the video of Ashlee Simpson performing in chicago is released. I was actually surprised at how well she did. (Bricks and Stones)
The rumored split between Harry Morton and Lindsay Lohan is true. I still don’t care about Lindsay. (I’m Not Obsessed)
The more I see Fergie, the more I realize, her face is like a ripened pumpkin. I’m sure she’s just as empty as well. (ICYDK)
Britney Spears fires her publicist. The pop-princess from the middle of no where is more qualified for the job. (Hot Momma)
The Olsen Twins are normal. Despite the fact half of the known world was counting down until their 18th birthday, they eat the things we eat, smoke the things some smoke, and just act the way people act. Shocking. (Holly Scoop)
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes really want to do a movie together. Obviously no one else wants to do it with them. (Smart)
People are on the pressure to be thin. We are going to have an army of anorexics running the streets. (Popbytes)