Anna Nicole Smith married her lawyer

Anna Nicole Smith, who is recovering from her son’s death, married her lawyer, Howard K. Stern sometime early this morning. According to Star Magazine,

In a world-exclusive report, an eyewitness tells Star that Anna, 38, and Howard, 37, tied the knot shortly before 10:30 am on the morning of September 28, while sailing on a white catamaran off of Nassau! “There was heavy security around the yacht, plus extra speedboats to deliver more supplies as needed (including unlimited Dom Perignon champagne) from the mainland to the catamaran,” says the eyewitness, who adds that the wedding party celebrated the union afterwards by having a swim party around the yacht — “and Anna was wearing a pink bikini!”

Anna Nicole Smith’s media madness has come in waves. From complete highs to complete lows, the past few weeks must have been unreal for her. However, I am hoping it is finally over because I am tired of seeing her in the news. Whether or not she was wearing a pink bikini is irrelevant because I don’t get to see it. Without further ado, here is the summary of events for Anna Nicole over the past feww weeks.

• September 7th – Anna Nicole Smith gives birth to a new child. September 10th – her son dies. Story found here.
• September 13th – Anna Nicole Smith’s son’s death is suspicious
• September 14th – Anna Nicole Smith was sedated to deal with the pain
• September 15th – Anna Nicole Smith didn’t like the first toxicology report and brought in her own doctor.
• September 18th – Anna Nicole Smith’s son didn’t kill himself
• September 22nd – Anna Nicole Smith’s son’s death remains a mystery
• September 27th – Anna Nicole Smith mysteries revealed
• September 28th – Daniel Smith’s cause of death revealed