Dustin Diamond is a dirty dweeb

Dustin Diamond, made famous for his role, Screech, in “Saved by the Bell,” is rumored to be in a sex-tape involving two women and himself.

We can’t get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a “Dirty Sanchez.”

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood’s biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he’s acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

“Just when you think you have seen everything in this business,” he tells us, “mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it.”

Screech is a sick man. I thought R.Kelly’s urination on a girl and Ricky Martin’s love for golden showers was disgusting. I’d still watch it out of morbid curiosity. However, Dustin’s manager is looking at the positive side of the situation when he said,

“I haven’t seen the tape,” Paul told us. “I’ve heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings.”

So, to escape a nerdy typecast, just take a shit on someones face and society will label you a man? This absolutely will help him get more bookings! In undergroud sex shows in Mexico where women sleep with horses. (source)

**Update** TMZ.com has managed to receive the beginning and end of Screech’s sex tape. Not only am I legitimately disgusted, I am extremely shocked. The video can be found here: Screech’s sex-tape.