Lindsay Lohan is single

According to Page Six, a recently dumped Lindsay Lohan desired revenge. Although most normal, civilized people would move on after a extremely short relationship, Lindsay, the devious decided to seek vengeance on both Paris Hilton, by taking her ex-man, and Harry Morton. Lindsay Lohan, who recently was spotted hooking up with Stavros Niarchos, was heard telling Niarchos,

“No one can know I got dumped . . . You will look like a total stud, and it will drive Paris crazy [if we hang out together].”

There is a known problem with actors and actresses who lose their personal identity because they are pretending to be so many different people. Lindsay Slorhan may be one such actress. She appears to think she is still performing her role in “Mean Girls,” “Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen,” and that one movie she use to act out for herself in the mirror. What was it… Rimmerama?

(Disclaimer: She most likely did not act out Rimmerama, the porn flick, in the mirror, but it would be so fitting)