Lindsay Lohan is single, not single, who cares.

Lindsay Lohan, who has been linked to having a relationship with Harry Morton over the past couple of weeks, is supposedly single, married, and not single. Today, on People, they verbosely described a possible break up between Harry Morton and Lindsay, but then counteract their statement by saying they are together still. I personally don’t care about their relationship which is why this is the first article I have done on it, but I just wanted to clarify to everyone that no matter what is happening in the relationship, it is sure to be over soon because Lindsay Lohan bounces around men just as fast as Paris Hilton.

With that said, I love these new names of energy drinks. Rehab… Cocaine… What’s next? Meth?