Kevin Federline’s PopoZao didn’t make the cut

The picture above is a metaphor of Kevin Federline’s music career. Jumped in head first and ended brains splattered on concrete.

Kevin Federline, after realizing his song, PopoZao, which debuted in January, was terrible or as Billboard magazine stated, “a monument to mediocrity,” decided to replace the song with a duet with his wife, Britney Spears, called “Crazy.” This was obviously sparked by Britney Spears’s magical sounding voice and the fact that Kevin Federline won’t sell as many records in a year, as Britney would in a day.

What a marketing scam. Instead of letting Kevin’s album flop, they’re targeting some loyal Britney fans to help boost his record sales. From this point on, no matter how many records he sells, I’m cutting it by three-fourths. [source]