Kevin Federline’s PopoZao didn’t make the cut

September 25, 2006

Posted in: Britney Spears,Kevin Federline

Kevin Federline jumping into a pool

The picture above is a metaphor of Kevin Federline’s music career. Jumped in head first and ended brains splattered on concrete.

Kevin Federline, after realizing his song, PopoZao, which debuted in January, was terrible or as Billboard magazine stated, “a monument to mediocrity,” decided to replace the song with a duet with his wife, Britney Spears, called “Crazy.” This was obviously sparked by Britney Spears’s magical sounding voice and the fact that Kevin Federline won’t sell as many records in a year, as Britney would in a day.

What a marketing scam. Instead of letting Kevin’s album flop, they’re targeting some loyal Britney fans to help boost his record sales. From this point on, no matter how many records he sells, I’m cutting it by three-fourths. [source]

{ 2 comments }

Kathleen September 25, 2006 at 4:34 pm

omigahhhhhh – I fecking HATE this guy – she is going to pull a Whitney at some point, hopefully it wont’ be 14years LATER- he just a talentless dick

Derek Hail September 25, 2006 at 7:38 pm

I agree. Hopefully she ditches him soon, for her sake. Because he is just going to pull her down.

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