Paris Hilton is retarded

Paris Hilton, remaining true to form, recently admitted her lack of intelligence to the press while she was being questioned by investigators for the Joe Francis, creator of Girls Gone Wild, robbery case that occured January 24, 2004. Among all the possible ways to call one-self unintelligent, Paris eloquently phrased it the best. According to Page Six, Paris said,

“Like I really . . . I don’t remember. I’m not like that smart,” Hilton said in police audio tapes set to air on “Dateline NBC” on Saturday night.

“I like forget stuff all the time,” she said.

With a witness like Paris, Joe Francis is sure to convict the robbers. I mean, if I was a lawyer, I would love to have Paris Hilton as my main witness. She’d not only testify in an expert manner (displayed above), she could also offer to sleep with the judge. Although the judge may be unwilling, hopefully one of her alleged diseases will cause the judge to croak before the end of the trial.

[tags]Paris Hilton, Entertainment[/tags]