Clay Aiken the musician, hits the beautician

Clay Aiken finally speaks out about the rumors circulating about his sexuality and plans for the future in hopes of promoting his newest album, “A Thousand Different Ways,” and his newest more-manly persona. According to Teen People, Clay Aiken said,

On whether he’s gay: “What do you say (to that question)? … It’s like when I was 8. I remember something would get broken in the house, and Mom and Dad would call me in and say, ‘Did you do this?’ Well, it didn’t matter what I said. The only thing they would believe was yes. … People are going to believe what they want.”

When something mysteriously was broken, the 8 year old usually broke it or in Clay’s case he is probably bending over a table for another man and trying out a thousand different ways to hide his homosexuality.

On the future: “I want to be a father so badly. I want (kids) one day. Not now. … I would love to adopt. There’s an orphanage not too far from my house, and I’ve been up before with church. I always thought, ‘What happens to those kids who have the potential to go to college but just can’t afford it?’ I’ve been thinking a lot lately about finding a way to pay for one of those kids to go to college.”

Adopting doesn’t require sexual intercourse with a woman. It is pretty much his only option in my opinion. [tags]Clay Aiken[/tags]