John Travolta is still gay

John Travolta, after being photographed kissing a man, had his lawyer issue a statement saying he was not gay. According to Celebrity Week, John Travolta’s laywer, Singer, said,

“As a manner of customary greeting and saying farewell, Mr. Travolta kisses both women and men whom he considers to be extremely close friends.

“People who are close to Mr. Travolta are aware of his customary, non-romantic gesture.”

In some exotic cultures it is customary for a pre-pubescent male to have sexual encounters with a teen male because they believe it enables the men to reproduce later in life with women. However, in this particular culture, if you kiss a man on the lips with your hand caressing his back, you’re gay. [tags]John Travolta[/tags]