Extremists curse the Simpsons

Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson have been cursed by Reverend Bob Harrington because their father, Joe, was once a Baptist preacher. According to Nine MSN, Harrington said,

“They don’t represent American standards and certainly not Christian standards,” fumes the Texan minister.
“Their father has replaced his faith in the Lord with the love of money, which is the root of all evil. He has replaced holiness with horniness.

“[Jessica and Ashlee] will reap the dismal crops they are sowing. Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither and they will be left with nothing but a hollow shell.”

The only thing missing from this Baptist curse is a half naked man dancing around a camp fire shaking a human skull staff while sprinkling rice on himself. Yea, they do that. Trust me.

Preachers aside, here is Jessica Simpson in a tight-white shirt. I hope I’m not damned because Hell is hot.