Lindsay Lohan’s shitty situation

Lindsay Lohan demands her assistant to clean her shoe after Lindsay realized she stepped in a steamy pile of crap (it may not have been steamy or a pile, but it is fun to say). According to the National Enquirer,

Strolling down a walkway toward her waiting limo on the “Georgia Rule” set, LINDSAY LOHAN was gabbing away on her cell phone – and suddenly yelled bloody murder as she stepped in a pile of doggy-doo! “Get paper towels,” she shrieked at a production assistant who came running. A moment later, the young woman ran back and handed the towels to Lindsay, who howled: “Clean the shoe!” Looking at her like she was nuts, the assistant said fi rmly: “I am not cleaning your shoe. You do it!” As she turned and walked away, furious Lindsay kicked off both her kicks, left them there and stalked off to her ride…barefoot!

The assistant should have began cleaning the shoe and wiped the excess on Lindsay’s face. Who’s with me? [tags]Lindsay Lohan[/tags]