Victoria Beckham the Mannequin

Victoria Beckkham is a Mannequin. She plays dress up with herself on a regular basis. Even when she is doing something as simple as shopping, she’s carrying around a bag larger than herself for either attention or to try and sell herself to Macy’s or some other shopping store as a professional, living Mannequin. I am not the only celebrity gossipist to notice how interesting Posh has been dressing lately either. Here are some entertaining links:

• Posh is a Beautiful Porcelain Doll
  
• Victoria Beckham is a freak of nature
• Victoria Beckham Lubricated for his pleasure
• Victoria Beckham wants to be sexy
• Victoria Beckham is a Robot

Above, Victoria Beckham is shopping for whatever it is that she shops for while dressed like a fabricated, fake human being. Based on what others have said, I would go so far as to say, she may have hit these stores.

• Disney store to pick up Pinnochio to figure out how to become a real girl.
• The surface of the sun to work on her crazy tan
• Local CVS to buy a few gallons of Vaseline to bathe in.
• Bookstore to pick up “How to strut your stuff and look sexy.”
• Ace Hardware to buy some bolts.

[tags]Victoria Beckham[/tags]