Victoria Beckham the Mannequin

Victoria Beckkham is a Mannequin. She plays dress up with herself on a regular basis. Even when she is doing something as simple as shopping, she’s carrying around a bag larger than herself for either attention or to try and sell herself to Macy’s or some other shopping store as a professional, living Mannequin. I am not the only celebrity gossipist to notice how interesting Posh has been dressing lately either. Here are some entertaining links:

Above, Victoria Beckham is shopping for whatever it is that she shops for while dressed like a fabricated, fake human being. Based on what others have said, I would go so far as to say, she may have hit these stores.

Disney store to pick up Pinnochio to figure out how to become a real girl.
The surface of the sun to work on her crazy tan
Local CVS to buy a few gallons of Vaseline to bathe in.
Bookstore to pick up “How to strut your stuff and look sexy.”
Ace Hardware to buy some bolts.

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ruby January 29, 2008 at 4:30 pm: Vicky has no style or taste – i don’t remember ever seeing a photograph of her where she looks good in what she is wearing. There has to be something wrong with her mentally – seriously – can’t she see how horrible those bowling ball boobs of her look??

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Victoria Beckham the Mannequin

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