David Hasselhoff is desperate

David Hasselhoff, who has a pending book release, recently admitted that is circumstances were different, he and Princess Diana would have shacked up. According to Female First,

The actor claims when the pair met at a charity event in London, Diana, who was married to Prince Charles at the time, joked to him: “You look much better with your clothes on” to which Hasselhoff replied: “Well Ma’am, so do you.”

I have the same problem as David. Every time a girl looks at me, she wants to sleep with me, even if it was by accident and it was my sister. (by the way, I love all cheesy David Hasselhoff photos, so if anyone knows of any funny ones, comment and let me know!)