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Tom Cruise has been reborn

September 6, 2006

Suri Cruise - Tom Cruise - Vanity Fair

Putting aside the fact that Suri Cruise looks like a little boy who got into a fight with some black hair dye and baby powder, Tom Cruise keeps her nestled in his jacket as if he were a Kangaroo. I am beginning to understand the changes…

Tom Cruise - Kangaroo[tags]Tom Cruise, Suri Cruise, Katie Holmes[/tags]

{ 5 comments }

Farnsworth September 6, 2006 at 12:24 pm

Suri could win a cute baby contest. She’ll grow into the hair.

Chana September 6, 2006 at 4:18 pm

so she has alot of hair, someday soon, everyone will be begging to have her flocks. she is adorable. glad to have you back.

Ed Donovan September 6, 2006 at 5:38 pm

That kid is superhumanly cute. I gotta give it to TomKat.

Love the kangaroos!

Mooshki September 8, 2006 at 3:00 pm

Suri’s biological father is Chris Klein. It explains the weird changes in Katie’s bump size, Suri’s slanted eyes, and why she has a full head of hair.

Alice C. September 18, 2006 at 11:07 pm

Those VF pics were taken at the end of July. Suri was born at least 2 mos prior to what is officially stated. Suri, in those pics, has to be at least 5 months old per her head/neck control, etc.
5-2=3
They want us to believe those pics were of a 3-month-old baby. Katie had Suri at least by Feb. and faked her pregnancy until April.
Katie meets Tom, disappears for two weeks, and they’re *suddenly* in love without so much as even dating.
Tom bought himself a ready-made family with Katie and Suri, and Chris Klein sold his biological rights to Suri.

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