Tom Cruise makes cheap babies

According to media reports, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes refused to sell photos of Suri Cruise because they weren’t as valuable as Shiloh Jolie-Pitt photos. Their largest offer for photos was for 3 million dollars whereas People reportedly paid 4 million for Shiloh.

A magazine expert tells Friedman now that the baby is nearly three months old, her price will only go down, adding, “Shiloh was the whole deal. We won’t see a baby like that again for a while.”

Tom Cruise is suffering some real ego blows lately. His movie isn’t grossing nearly as much as he liked and his baby isn’t worth as much as the product of the Pitt-Jolie enterprise. Could Tom Cruise be falling off the A-list and soon to be placed alongside Kate Hudson in low-budget films? Probably not - I’m sure for his next batch of movies he will launch a better publicity campaign. I think it will go someting like this… unveiling his possible alien two headed daughter, professing his love for Christianity, and finally admitting he is gay. However, I could be totally wrong. [source]