Paris Hilton exposes her secret

I often wondered how Paris Hilton managed to party as often as she does for an extended period of time and now she finally proposed the solution to my unanswered question. The reason she is able to part as much as she does is because she is an Aquarius. Paris said,

“I don’t know how I keep going to all these parties. I think it’s because I am an Aquarius. We Aquarians have a lot of energy.”

Another piece of useful information from Paris Hilton. I wake up everyday and hope she will try and teach me some life lessons such as the key to being able to drink myself retarded and attain every STD in the textbook. So, everyone, make sure you write this down… If you want to be a party animal, you should ask your mother if you could go back in her womb and be born as an Aquarius. We’ll put aside the fact that Lindsay Lohan parties just as much as Paris and isn’t an Aquarius for the sake of this lesson.

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