Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Nicky Hilton promotes bags, ugliness

Nicky Hilton

Nicky Hilton set out to promote her new line of Tweety bags, but failed miserably, and instead promoted herself as a successful by association, below average looking, sibling of Paris Hilton. If I were Paris, my ego would be huge too because instead of waking up everyday and wondering how bad my life was for looking like such a mongoloid, I could always look at my sister and be thankful I wasn’t in her shoes.

Overall, if the bag campaign was meant to use an unattractive woman so that people would concentrate more on the bags, their goal was accomplished. I would rather watch a horse kick me in the face than stare at Nicky for more than three seconds.

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